Saturday, June 13, 2026 Dispatches from the North Pole
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Holly Spriggletoes

Holly has broken more stories than a nutcracker at midnight, including the Great Sleigh Map Update of ‘19. She’s a decorated correspondent with a nose for frosty leads. Off the clock, she loves sled races and sipping mulled cider while critiquing blizzard documentaries.

Headlines from the Pole

Cupid’s Carnival of Cheer

NORTH POLE — The snow didn’t just fall on Valentine’s Day; it blushed. In what witnesses are calling “the most aggressively romantic meteorological event in recorded Pole history,” the North Pole awoke to swirling pink snowfall, heart-shaped frost patterns, rivers of rose-tinted

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Headlines from the Pole

Halloween Hits a High Jingle

Halloween at the North Pole arrived on a wave of teal-and-amber light and did not apologize once. The square steamed with cocoa, the streets became a river of lanterns, and the Great Hall discovered six new definitions of the word swish. From the first blink of a marshmallow to t

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